GreedTakes All

The issue

Everybody is waiting for the same three letters. We just read them out loud.

1. GGreed
2. TTakes
3. AAll

There is a game coming out on November 19. You know the one. Its three letters are the three letters everybody is typing this month, and by our own count, around thirty new coins an hour were wearing them when this issue went to press [2]. Most of them spell out the obvious thing. Ours spells out the honest one.

Greed Takes All is what the letters have always meant: the pre-orders, the scalpers, the thirty coins an hour, the one guy in a white suit who already owns the pawn shop. He is on the cover. He is not sorry.

Why a flamingo? Nothing says Vice City like a pink bird in a white linen suit.

Greed Takes All is a fan project with its own name, its own bird and its own address. It is not made by, endorsed by, or connected to the game, its studio or its publisher [3].

• [1] The date, as reported: Tom's Guide, everything we know about the game.
• [2] Our own count of the Solana create flow, November 11, 2026, 07:13 UTC: about 30 new coins per hour carrying the ticker.
• [3] The three-letter expansion, the flamingo, the suit and the briefcase are original to this project.
• [4] The address: Not posted yet · The listing on Solscan